Here are some snippets from a conversation I had with my friend John two or three years ago on AIM.
Kain-Xavier: AOL is without a doubt one of the four horsemen
John: Five, then?
John: What are they? Death, Famine, War, AOL?
Kain-Xavier: No
John: Then what?
Kain-Xavier: Microsoft, AOL, 989 Studios, and ......
John: ?
John: And?
Kain-Xavier: I'm thinking foo
John: lol
Kain-Xavier: The fourth horseman died
John: LOL!
Kain-Xavier: He fell off his horse
Kain-Xavier: And was trampled to death...
John: Actually, what are the real ones? War, Famine, Death, and what?
Kain-Xavier: I don't know
Kain-Xavier: Jim, Bob, Joe, and Billy
John: No, no, no.
John: It's Bobby Joe, Joey Bob, Billy Bob, and Bobby Bill.
A little later on into the conversation...
Kain-Xavier: Hey do you think the four horseman can get STDs?
John: Dude, they probably CAUSED half the STDs in the world.
Kain-Xavier: Uh so then how did they get them?
John: DUDE!
John: I just remembered. The fourth horseman is Disease.
Kain-Xavier: So is he the guy who spread genital herpes supposedly?
John: I guess.
Kain-Xavier: I knew it. This bastard that raped me in the alley way said that he was one of the four horsemen.
Kain-Xavier: I got genital herpes from him
John: Duuuuude. O.o