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« on: 2004-04-01, 08:05 »

*Jacob|GM: "Names?"
LAK-R-USR-2: 'Sir, im Lak-R-USR-2!'
*Jacob|GM: She scribbles them down...
*Ki-R-AAA: "Ki-R-AAA"
*Jacob|GM: "Cause of death?"
*LAK-R-USR-2: 'Sir I tripped and broke my neck, prolly pushed by a traitor!'
*Jacob|GM: "LAK, you know your cause of death!!?!??!"
*Jacob|GM: "Commie Mutant Traitor!"
*Jacob|GM: She draws her laser pistol.
*LAK-R-USR-2: 'nooo! i was joking sir!'
*LAK-R-USR-2: 'a little humor!'
*Jacob|GM: She hesitates...
*LAK-R-USR-2: 'i mean....we all died...i was trying to lighten up the mood in here!'
*LAK-R-USR-2: 'wouldnt you sir....they all look depressed!'
*Jacob|GM: "Ok. Cause of death for Ki-R-AAA, people calling her 'Ki' for short..."
*Jacob|GM: She scribbles randomly.
*Ki-R-AAA: "Someone pushed me in the reactor coolent."
*Jacob|GM: "OK, lady, that's enough. Report for termination down the hall."
*Jacob|GM: She hands Ki-R-AAA an orange pass labeled "Termination"
*Ki-R-AAA: Yes, Yene-R-Rix and I were in the reactor room when I was pushed off the catwalk and into the coolent."
*Jacob|GM: "You. Termination. Now."
*Jacob|GM: She draws her laser pistol and motions Ki-R-AAA to the door.
*Jacob|GM: "Do we need to escort you?"
*Ki-R-AAA: gets up and goes to the door, confused as to why.
*Jacob|GM: The indigo escorts Ki-R-AAA up the hall.
*Jacob|GM: (( Only a mutant would remember their cause of death. ))
*Ki-R-AAA: "A mutant? You think I'm a muntant?"
*Jacob|GM: The indigo shoves Ki-R-AAA towards a door labeled "Termination".
*Ki-R-AAA: "I just had drams about another life, that is all."
*Jacob|GM: "You. In there. Now."
*Jacob|GM: The indigo shoves Ki-R-AAA into the room. The doors close. There is a zapping noise, and the lights go out.
*Jacob|GM: The indigo mumbles, and heads for another door (indigo) which she opens.
*Jacob|GM: Fumes like dry ice escape. She enters
*Jacob|GM: The indigo emerges from the freezer room, dragging a limp-looking, rather cold-looking Ki-R-AAA.
*Jacob|GM: She mumbles something about how hopefully this one will be better.'
*Jacob|GM: Ki-R-AAA sits against the wall, thawing.
*Jacob|GM: The indigo goes to close the door.

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*Jacob|GM: "Surely, LAK-R-USR-2, you have something to confess?"
*Jacob|GM: "You wouldn't be here otherwise, would you?"
*Bisclav-R-RET sweats slightly as he hears the word "confess" "Confess, friend?.. i have lost our group.. and we cannot find our briefing room that was so gloriously provided to us by one of your delightful green ranked troubleshooters.. iot appears to be out of our clearance"
*Jacob|GM: "Which room were you attempting to locate?"
*Bisclav-R-RET: "994, dear Computer"
*Jacob|GM: "... Not room 994?!?!?!!"
*Jacob|GM: "That's WAY above your security clearance!"
*LAK-R-USR-2: 'yes friend computer, it is, but we are not to question your orders to other minions under you as we were told'
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« Reply #1 on: 2004-04-01, 08:25 »

o rly
« Last Edit: 2004-04-01, 08:25 by OoBeY » Logged
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