The Time Cube is the ultimate truth.
Academia has corrupted you into your stupid linear time. It it stupid and evil.
Do you want to be stupid and evil?
YOU MUST EMBRACE TIME CUBE(Not a direct quote, but you can say anything in this vein and it'll be on that site. I speak, of course, of
http://www.timecube.com. It's amazing what kind of crazy thoughts people will have on the Internet. Goddamn free speech.)