http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...many_samurai_dcBERLIN (Reuters) - A camouflage-clad German man wielding a samurai sword attacked at least seven hikers in forests west of Berlin, performing sword tricks before ordering them to leave the woods, police said Friday.
And my personal favorite quote...
"He's dangerous and has been hard to find because he wears camouflage," said Catrin Feistauer
hahah.
I get this picture of a balding, middle-aged man with a beer belly jumping out of trees and saying "It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries! Now get the hell out of my woods!"