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Yesterday with a little advice from the drunken wiseman Dicion i began brewing my first batch of home brewed gut rott. Ive been wanting to do somthing like this for awhile but hadnt been able to find anything easy enough to start out with. I thought about brewing some pruno (a prision wine brewed from oranges fruit cocktail and ketchup) but that seemed a little foul.
Day one: i took an empy 1 gallon container of vinegar and rinsed it out. Then i went to the store and bought 3 packets of yeast 4 quarts of grape juice 1 copy of combat handguns magazine and some 4.99 action movie did i hoped would have nudity in it. ( and yes it did ) i poured the grape juice into the vinegar jug and added 1 packet of yeast and a cup of sugar. Then i cut a section of tubing from my fish tank and cleaned it up. I put one end of the tube in the gut rott and put the other end in a bottle of water. I then sealed the opening of the gut rott bottle around the tub air tight so no air could get in. The idea being that the gas would be able to escape the bottle without oxygen getting in. (which would mold up my booze). Then i filled my bathtub with hot water and sat the bottle of gut rott inside it. Dicion told me the gut rott would start bubbling but that didnt happen. I then put the gut rott under my sink to let the magic happen.
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Day two
I put the gut rott into my bathtub again and this time it started to bubble. My baby is growing so fast.
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Tabun
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This thread desperately needs pictures with witty comments.
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?Morituri Nolumus Mori? |
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Lol, why's it controversial though?
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Woodsman
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well sadly some south of the border hoodlum stole my digital camera. I may borrow one from my friend clyde.
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May I ask you what is a gut rott? There was a disease with that name in "Theme Hospital" (  )... |
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Dont forget hooch phoenix
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Day three
My bathroom is now filled with a light yeasty smell. I heated the gut rott in the bathtub again today and the bubbling is still going strong. No signs of mold in the bottle. all is going well.
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You are going to die or go blind, or both!  have a good time, and if you live, mail me some. |
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Day 5
My brew had only the slightest bit of bubbling in it when i warmed it in the bathtub today. im a wee bit worried but i still dont see any mold in it so im not panicing.
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Day 6.
Im doing my taste testing now and it tastes like a cheap wine.ive had about 6 ounces and im not blind or dead. ill report back when i have a buzz.
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I am now drunk. I have the same kind of feeling i did when i almost had relations with that fat chick. durnkeness.
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iD JUST LIKe to say that if it were up to me the united states would pull out of the UN because the UN are just a bunch of euro jerks who band together to spite isreal because they still hate jews. further more i think everyone should make thier own booze and i love all you guys./ some less than other but the love is there.
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any europeans in the present company are excluded of course.
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From the Love?
or From the UN Euro-jerk comment?
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I see, Well I'm glad that the knowledge I imparted to you has enabled you to make cheap shitty strong booze in the comfort of your own bathroom.
Things like this are what make america great.
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