After reading that shambler, and indeed in the Daily Mail today...all I could think of was:-
"A disaster of biblical proportions! Seas and rivers boiling!" "Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky!" "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA!!!"
And Pho, that pique's my curiosity a great deal....pigeon will keep his beady little eye on this he thinks.
Regards,
Yickle.