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Draco
 

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« on: 2005-09-15, 20:15 »

Man what boredom can do to you. Slipgate - Wink Almost completely random but you guy's should like it since the theme song of wirehead seems to be "Baby Got Back" by sir mixalot. We'll here's my Halo version of the song.

MC got Gun

I like MC and I can not lie,
You other fraggers can?t deny,
That when MC walks in with a sexy halo suit
And a gre-nade in your face,
You exPLODE
Wanna pull out guns
Cuz you noticed your ass was fragged!
Deep in the helmet he?s wearing.
I'm shot and I can?t stop staring.
Oh, MC I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homies tried to warn me
But with that gun you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my hog
Well shoot me, shoot me, cuz you ain't that average groupie

I've seen him sniping
Hell with strategizing
He?s big, strong, got it goin like a convenant thong

I'm tired of 12 yr olds
screaming ?got pie?? ?haha YOUR OWNED?
Take the average fragger and ask him that
We gotta smack their ass.

So Fraggers (yeah), Fraggers (yeah)
Has your MC got the gun (hell yeah)
Well snipe it, SNIPE IT, snipe it, SNIPE IT, frag some newbie ass
MC got gun

I like em red, an dead
And when I'm throwin' a nade
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my strategy

I wanna get you based
And ugh, double ugh, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout flashlights
Cuz plastic parts were made for newbs
I want him up beat and killing
So find some chips and dip
Master Chief?s in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that helmit
So I'm lookin' at enemy?s base
Watchin' these aliens screaming like girls
You can have them bitcherds
I'll keep my MC like snickers
A word to the thick soul newbsta?s
I wanna go shoot yah
Gonna beat and bruise yah
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna frag
Til the break of dawn
MC got it goin on
A lot of newbs won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm winning, I?m camping
And I'm down to get the killing on

So newbies (yeah), newbies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my wartHOG (yeah)
Then turn around
Run you down
Even convenant got to shout
MC got Gun


Yeah baby
When it comes to MC
Playstation ain?t got nothin to do with my selection
Big and strong, oh so long, wearing a thong
Ha ha
Only if he?s not gay

So your homie rolls a Banshee
Playin' workout tapes by Nsync
But Nsync ain't got a rocket in the back of their bedsheets
My warthog don't want none unless you've got guns hon
You can kill some newbs or convenant, but please don't lose that gun.
Some fraggers wanna play like pussies
and tell you that campin needs to go
So they stick yah, and kick yah
And I sign in quick to frag with yah
So GameMag rants you suck
Can?t even shoot a duck
Cuz your AI?s small and your aim is stinking
Newbs be better than you.
Got second to a newb in the top scores
You got lucky bitch.
Give me a gun, can?t let this happen.
Its time to start my campin.
Some newbie tried to dis me
Cuz the shot he made just missed me
He had game but I managed to frag him
I got first place, you?re OWNED BITCH.
So MC if the gun is loaded
And you wanna one on one showdown
Dial 1-900-YouGotOwned and frag them sexy ass
MC got Gun

feel free to add your own game/song inversion Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #1 on: 2005-09-15, 21:42 »

Since we're on the "perverted" side of songs, I did this one:

Earth Soldier's Ballad, to the tune of 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny"

Sarge: "What'll we get for ten dollars?"
Smuggler: "Every 'ting you want"
Sarge: "Everything?"
Smuggler: "Every'ting"
Private: "Whoa!"
Corporal: "Don't load that, Gunney!"
Sarge: "You want some of this?"
Smuggler: "Oh, S@#$!  Run for cover!"
Sarge: "Aaahh!"
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

Me want glory!
Me-Me want glory!
Me want glory!
Me shoot you long time!

Sittin' at the barracks with my deck of cards
So I get the field phone for a Sarge to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said "HQ, this is Sarge, let's up and kick it"
I arrived at the coords, kicked down the door
Not having no idea of what the foe had in store
I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning
I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory!

Me want glory!
Me-Me want glory!
Me want glory!
Me shoot you long time!

Grunts always ask me why I kill so much
I say, "What's wrong, devil dog, with having some guts?"
'Cause you're going down, and you better be glad
That they won't tell your mamma how I shot you up bad
I know I'll be promoted when they see your head imploded
Won't your mama be so sad when she sees your body bag?
I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning
I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory!

Me want glory!
Me-Me want glory!
Me want glory!
Me shoot you long time!

My whole squad thinks I'm nuts, and maybe even perverted
But I'd shoot them in the back if they up and deserted
Killing's what I do, and it ain't no game
First I'll rip out your spine, then I'll blow out your brains
I'm just an Earth Soldier with a perfect dead eye
Real men throw lead, and we never cry
I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning
I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory!

It's true you were a soldier, until you met me
I was the one who shot you dead, and gibbed your body
You took the foolish role of a forward scout
Never saw it coming, I just took you clean out
So everyone else should learn a thing or two
Beware of my Rifle, and my Gatling Gun too
I'm like a napalm heat, attack without warning
I have an appetite for death, 'cause me want glory!
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« Reply #2 on: 2005-09-16, 17:48 »

lol that was pretty good pho *hugs* T.T i miss seeing you in the chat. need to "fly" around more often Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #3 on: 2005-09-18, 00:18 »

I'm in the chat room quite often, just not the same time as you I suppose.
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