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« on: 2007-09-09, 19:40 »
This is a tongue-in-cheek (or tongue-in-beak in my case) list of signs you've been playing Quake too long and have joined that small, respected yet hated, class of players - the "1337 d00dz".

10.  You use your last shot on the guy with the heavy weapon just so you can reload yours.
9.  You can run the red armor, mega health, and quad without stopping and without ever seeing them respawn.
8.  Your humiliation kills equal your frag count, and both are in the double-digits.
7.  You prefer BFG-climbing (Old Q3 BFG) because plasma-climbing "Just isn't good enough anymore".
6.  You can hit the fraglimit using telefrags alone.
5.  Your CTF position is defense, offense, and all-around, all at the same time.
4.  You were arrested for trying to buy an anti-tank missile so you could rocket-jump across the San Francisco bay (damn traffic keeps tying up the bridge)
3.  You can simultaneously combo grenade/(Q2) BFG jump, wiping out every player on the server, grab a donut and then rail them in succession as they respawn - all before touching the ground and without cratering.
2.  Cheaters start banning you from servers because you're making their aimbots look bad.
1.  You have negative ping.  Slipgate - Ninja
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« Reply #1 on: 2007-09-09, 20:01 »
You hear "Holy Shit!" the moment you connect to a server.
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« Reply #2 on: 2007-09-10, 02:04 »
That sounds more like another one of those now-cliche "Lists of Chuck Norris Facts" than anything else...

Anyway, I've got another one...

You know you're "leet" when you can win a match even while simultaneously playing a game on your Nintendo DS.
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« Reply #3 on: 2007-09-10, 02:23 »
when you've got +100% accuracy

aimbots say ah screw it

you win a match when you're using your butt cheeks instead of your hands
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« Reply #4 on: 2007-09-10, 14:07 »
when you stop using stupid buzz words like "leet" and proactive.
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« Reply #5 on: 2007-09-10, 15:41 »
You know you're "leet"..

When you are 666-Evil with access to an exclusively Evil board, but ignore it and go post in a random thread instead.. :]
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« Reply #6 on: 2007-09-10, 15:48 »
When you're ME!  Then you're truly evil!  Sipgate - Evil
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« Reply #7 on: 2007-09-11, 00:16 »
Quote from: Evil.Pho on 2007-09-10, 15:48
When you're ME!  Then you're truly evil!  Sipgate - Evil

Oh great, he's multiplying... we're all sporked...
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« Reply #8 on: 2007-09-27, 20:13 »
you know you "leet" when gaming becomes your sixth sense, you and the game are one and become intresilcally linked to evolve to a higher awareness
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« Reply #9 on: 2008-02-24, 07:23 »
Number 2 and number 9 has me written all over it.
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« Reply #10 on: 2008-02-24, 10:19 »
You appear on the cover of Leeties cereal.
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