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« Reply #20 on: 2003-02-14, 03:14 »
just one-
 'would you like to have some of my sex... with me?'
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« Reply #21 on: 2003-02-14, 06:58 »
Ok, more cheesy pickup lines.  Slipgate - Wink

Want me to sing dirty to you?

Come back to my tree and "do the twist" with me.

I'm molting, you want to help me out and pluck me?

Nice tailfeathers.  Let me show you what "spread eagle" REALLY means!

They say that spring means just one thing to little lovebirds.  Let's not disappoint them.

I migrated half the world looking for the perfect mate, and I landed right next to you.

Can I share my "birdseed" with you?

See that old lady on the park bench?  Want to make her blush?

You got a band hidden under that wing?  Because you've already tagged my heart.

We're perched under the mistletoe, so let's "kiss".

By the time I'm done with you you'll be laying scrambled eggs.
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« Reply #22 on: 2003-02-14, 18:49 »
Male: Would you like to have breakfast with me tomorrow morning?

Female: Sure.

Male: Should I call, or just nudge you? Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #23 on: 2004-03-24, 09:36 »
Please don't sue!

I have only been sent 12 restraining orders!

Let me tell you about vertex and pixel shaders.

Define "cease and desist."

Define "may not enter within 300 feet"

What do you mean by "I am too  busy, I had to watch infomercials last night?"

Hey, can I show you my room in my parrents' basement?

Hi, I was told that if I ever get a date, the world would be hit by a giant fireball and kickstart the apocalypse, wanna dance?
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« Reply #24 on: 2004-03-24, 15:22 »
Wow o_O talk about an old thread revival... Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #25 on: 2004-03-24, 16:21 »
Yeah... Over a year later and still going strong! Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #26 on: 2004-03-24, 20:35 »
lol ... yeah, we were chatting pretty late in the channel last night and somebody brought up pickup lines. Pho went ahead and pulled up this thread. *snickers* We had more fun w/ the whole Illuminati thing tho. Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #27 on: 2004-03-24, 21:15 »
Pfft

Here's a guaranteed hit.

"True there are a lot of fish in the sea, But you're the only one I want to take home and mount!"

works everytime.
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« Reply #28 on: 2004-03-24, 21:34 »
Wanna see some REAL data transfer? I'll SCSI yo fuzzy.
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« Reply #29 on: 2004-03-24, 21:56 »
Obviously you guys aren't married:

"OK - it's wednesday."
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« Reply #30 on: 2004-03-24, 23:16 »
Only have a couple, but here goes:

Wanna improve your image? Be seen with me.

How about a Bailey's and some sex? (slap) What, You don't like Bailey's?

My friend wants to know if you'd **** me.

(After a lengthy conversation) Fascinating. Wanna ****?

I tried the "how do you like your eggs" one once and she said, "Preferably unfertilized!" :angry:
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