Aussies kick ass.
As for the shark bite, that kind of reminds me when I was in the ER filling out paper-work to get checked out (can't remember why though,) and a guy walked over to me and the receptionist and said, "Excuse me, but I do believe I'm more important than him." I would have taken that rudely, but looking up I saw he had glass shards sticking out of his right eye. I later found out he actually drove to the hospital himself. Tough guy.
