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Kain-Xavier
 

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« on: 2005-05-22, 10:53 »
I know something like this has been created before, but to be honest, I couldn't find it if it even still exists.  (I looked through all of Rants & Randomness, and more than a year's worth in Off-Topic and came up with nothing.)  Anyhow, I have enough new material that I thought you all would enjoy, and I'd like to see some of yours.  Feel free to post discussions that are not your own as well.

Here's one of mine...

John: The soda machine in the Nemec main lobby continues to confuse and amaze me.
Me: Heh
Me: Why's that?
John: I hit the button for a Coke.
John: I received a Coke and a Sprite.
Me: lol
John: On previous occations, I have received a single Coke, two Cokes, nothing, or a Cherry Coke.
Me: lol
John: One of these days I'm gonna hit that button and get a Pepsi.
John: Then my mind's just going to explode.
Me: LOL
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« Reply #1 on: 2005-05-22, 14:52 »
[YicklePigeon] don't y'all have big group hugs before y'all go home?
[YicklePigeon] or when ya walkin' home drunk? Trying to stay upright for at least 100 metres?
[Tabun] i usually hug trees by then
[[sW]Crio|Work] i usually hug porcelain by then

[Tabun] this is just like tv
[Draco] except its not ona screen
[Draco] er
[Draco] wait

[OmEgA-X] i deleted all my pron when i got a gf
(...)
[ConIsLurking] me too
[ConIsLurking] but then she became my wife
[ConIsLurking] and I d/led a bunch again
[DreamerGina] an added some more,.. ;p

[l4mby] when we were doing the saw one, it was all perfect and whatnot, and just as I started sawing pho ... *cat in the face*
[Phoenix] Just proves that getting a pussy shoved in your face can distract you from anything.
[l4mby] my own pussy at that

* zenmaster_gk opens his gk_dicttionary
[zenmaster_gk] 500 pages of descent english in it
[Tabun] descending english?
[Tabun] you mean it's 'going down' ?

[{SIN}Plague] from what I've seen, Kit and Con seem very happy together... when they can get together, that is
[Nic_Hex] I have to agree I just wanna ask, are the rumers true? ;D
[Nic_Hex] yes
[Nic_Hex] Doom 3 is kewl
[{SIN}Plague] yes, Mykul is a moron

[OoBeY] oh, god, i hate crap like that....i had just began a game, i was exploring, getting a feel for the game, i get in a lake, do some laps, and then out of nowhere... *CRUNCH WHACK CRACK* sporking fish starts owning me...i damn near pissed my pants

(guess that game Slipgate - Smile)

[jack1] hello all
[jack1] can somebody help me
[Samurai|Werk] no
[jack1] why not
[Samurai|Werk] because, you haven't described your problem


Just a few classics ;] (albeit not 'real life' classics ofcourse)
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« Reply #2 on: 2005-05-22, 23:14 »
Game:  Half Life, of course. Slipgate - Wink

Some more interesting ones I've seen:

* ConfusedUs gives Phoenix a cookie and a glass of milk
[Lilazzkicker] that thing was better then this one
* ConfusedUs takes the milk back
* Lilazzkicker gives Phoenix a cracker.
[Phoenix] hello
* Phoenix eats the cracker and the cookie
* Byskwik|doingdishes gives Phoenix a pomagranite
[Lilazzkicker] the Hiding bird of fire...
* Lilazzkicker takes fruit!
* Phoenix eats the pomegranite
[Lilazzkicker] ow! my hand!
[Hollowpoint] hmm
[ConfusedUs] sigh
[Nic_Hex] hehe
[Lilazzkicker] no eat mt hand!
[Hollowpoint] I haven't had one of those in years

* [WaRdeN] spins in his chair, gets so dizzy he falls out, banging his head on the corner of his desk, unconscious he lay bleeding on the floor.
[ConfusedUs] dude
[Hollowpoint] woo
[ConfusedUs] what's the number for 911?

* Kayngi smells herself
[Phoenix] Slipgate - Distraught
[Hollowpoint] hehe
[Kayngi] i'm fine but i need to wake up!
[ConfusedUs] I think Kayngi smells quite good
* Hollowpoint sniffs Kayngi
[Kayngi] hehehe
* ConfusedUs smacks Hollowpoint's nose
* f-Lt_Phil[burp] sniffs Kayngi
[Hollowpoint] hey
[ConfusedUs] back, you foul heathen
[Hollowpoint] damn Con
[f-Lt_Phil[burp]] too far away
* Kayngi rolls her eyes
* Phoenix refuses to sniff the humans in the room

[Hollowpoint] mame
[Hollowpoint] mame in mame
* Phoenix maims hollowpoint
[Hollowpoint] err maim in mame
[Phoenix] Oh, wrong maim. Slipgate - Wink
[Lilazzkicker] whew, thought you said rape..

(I believe Lee had a little too much prior to this particular conversation)
[LeeMon] [sings]We're talking sporking Lee!
[W] [Byskwik@etg] xactly
[LeeMon] ;^)
[W] [Byskwik@etg] how amazing would that be
[LeeMon] I'd go down on bended knee...
[LeeMon] Lee lee lee Lee lee lee Lee lee Lee lee lee Lee lee lee Lee lee Lee-lee lee lee lee lee lee lee, Lee-lee lee lee lee lee lee lee...
*** Nic_Hex is now known as NixPOSW
[LeeMon] It's me!
[Phoenix] [squawk]?
[LeeMon] Lee!
[W] [Byskwik@etg] hehe
[LeeMon] With Jessi!
[Phoenix] WHAT'S his name]!]
[LeeMon] We be free!
[LeeMon] Plant a tree!
[LeeMon] Just for Lee!
[Phoenix] Lee, go pee

[[WaRdeN]] phoenix is a sega master system without a controller
[OoBeY] lol
[LooF] so make one
[Lilazzkicker] lol
[[WaRdeN]] a sega master system WITH a controller is still useless
[[WaRdeN]] ;p
[LooF] whyyyyyy
[[WaRdeN]] heheh
[OoBeY] Magnavox Intellivision all the way, baby
[LooF] you can play shockwave the ground hog
[OoBeY] you mean sonic?
[Phoenix] Ward:  At least I'm not a ColecoVision.
[Lifer|WC3] Slipgate - Sad
[OoBeY] or a Jaguar
[Lifer|WC3] I have one of those
[Phoenix] Sounds kind of likc CloacaVision, hehe.
[[WaRdeN]] lol
[LooF] or a porche
* Phoenix likes CloacaVision. Slipgate - Wink
[[WaRdeN]] (Phoenix): go like rub a tree branch or something
[Phoenix] Sounds like a good idea.  I'll catch you all later, with a smile on my beak. Slipgate - Wink
*** Disconnected
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« Reply #3 on: 2005-05-23, 05:38 »
This is probably a 'you had to be there' moment but...

I was at work with some co-workers waiting for something to do, and a group of girls (i'd say 12  if that old) started harrassing my co-workers. not wanting to end up in jail I walked away.
the conversation that happened then was similar as this

(me) What the hell was with them?
(co-worker 1)I dunno, how old were they 13?
(c-w2) Probably.
(c-w3) They offered to pay me to hug me...
(me) What are you some kind of pg-13 man-ho?

that phrase will probably follow me to the grave...
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« Reply #4 on: 2005-05-23, 06:02 »
This one is from some guy on 4Chan

"I was reffrering to the vore, not the dickgirls. There's nothing wrong with being gay nor is there anything wrong with liking things stuck up your butt (goes for both sexes). Frankly, there's nothing wrong with sexual deviation/exploration, especially the mental sort, until it becomes debilitating or you attempt to actualise it/do it in reality.

At which point, depending on the deviation, I break out the shotgun or shovel and correct the situation."
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« Reply #5 on: 2005-05-23, 08:45 »
[McDeth] Hey Pho
Phoenix Rails McDeth

That's all it takes anymore. Slipgate - Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: 2005-05-24, 23:53 »
not sure how old some of those posts are, but man the things people say in chat when im not around Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #7 on: 2005-05-24, 23:56 »
Any IRC conversation that involves atleast one drunk person. Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #8 on: 2005-05-25, 23:05 »
[[109]MMZ_Torak] Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO!!! What a ride!"

that is the best quote ive ever seen in my LIFE XD
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« Reply #9 on: 2005-05-26, 00:31 »
"I express my feelings through monolauges, tangents, digressions, and random statements. It's inneficient, insuficient, and usually innefective. However, it does manage to cause people to collapse in fits of laughter, so it serves some purpose."
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« Reply #10 on: 2005-06-09, 06:33 »
.+Hollowpoint. wtf  all the shit disappeared from the rightside of my taskbar except for Volume and the time
.+Lilazzkicker. your pc has a virus, kill irc and virii scan, it will fix that
.+Hollowpoint. u sure?
.+Lilazzkicker. cmon, this is me talking
.+Hollowpoint. sporking virus scan takes a long damn time tho
.+Lilazzkicker. for some reason irc masks the virus, why you have to kill it for the time being
.+Hollowpoint. k, I'll do a scan I guess
. +Hollowpoint (wtf@69.110.30.138) Quit (Quit)

Sorry Hollowpoint, could not help myself.
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« Reply #11 on: 2005-06-09, 07:19 »
OWNED!! Who's Your Daddy?
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« Reply #12 on: 2005-06-10, 05:24 »
* l4mby joins jess in the shower
[Woodsman] oh yeah
[Woodsman] lezbo love
* l4mby locks the door behind her
[MMZ_[WaRdeN]] Woodsman: it's ok, i installed xcams
* DreamerGina slides under the door
[DreamerGina] whooo
[Woodsman] good man
* l4mby lets gina in Slipgate - Wink
[DreamerGina] YAY! Slipgate - Laugh
[DreamerGina] i think the guys are jealous now,..
[l4mby] they always are
[DreamerGina] true
[Woodsman] no thanks. the lesbian part isnt worth yeast infections.
[DreamerGina] woods must only do it with whores if he gets infections,.. Slipgate - Wink
[Woodsman] well somebody has to teach them a lesson
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« Reply #13 on: 2005-06-10, 07:46 »
Glad to see the thread is lively again... Slipgate - Smile

Here's one I had with a friend not too long ago.

Evan: Oh btw
Evan: You should get *title of a book on sexually pleasing women*
Evan: Good book
Me: lol
Me: I'll keep that in mind I guess

...A little later on into the conversation

Evan: lol the cashiers face
Evan: Sooo funny
Evan: She looked at the screen
Evan: And saw the title
Me: Heh
Evan: I swear I saw a smile
Me: Where did you get it at?
Evan: Books a million
Me: Harf
Evan: Dicount card and everything
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« Reply #14 on: 2005-06-10, 09:33 »
-+McDeth (joshfre@67.181.57.14) has joined #WireHEAD
-+Kain-Xavier- A good deterrant then perhaps
-+Kain-Xavier- Or at least an amusing one that'll get your mind off of it :p
-+McDeth- I'll tell you want a good deterrant is
-+Lilazzkicker- what
-+McDeth- an Axe and a boomstick
-+Lilazzkicker- to your face?
-+McDeth- yes, to my face
-+McDeth- also to my ass, because I like it in my ass
-+Lilazzkicker- o.o
-+Lilazzkicker- you said it
-+Lilazzkicker- not me
-+Lilazzkicker cackles
-+McDeth- I was expecting "McDeth, McDeth, I haven't seen you in a long time, how are you?"
-+McDeth- no no, what I got was, "Blah blah blah, I have sand in my vagina, blah blah blah"
-+McDeth- same old shit, different day
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« Reply #15 on: 2005-06-11, 16:58 »
PWN'D!!
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« Reply #16 on: 2005-06-14, 01:57 »
McDeth can definitely make an entrance and an exit, but I still have no clue what the hell he was talking about that day.
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« Reply #17 on: 2005-06-15, 10:03 »
lol
Your friggin hilarious MdDeth, for real.
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