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« Reply #840 on: 2010-12-11, 16:06 »

That's a bit of a paradox, now isn't it? Certainly you couldn't be what you ate if you eat vegetarians, since they themselves are made of meat.
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« Reply #841 on: 2010-12-11, 17:46 »

There's another funny one I've seen.  "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"  Slipgate - Laugh
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« Reply #842 on: 2010-12-11, 19:14 »

I say you can't be what you eat anyway, because you'd always already BE what you would be about to eat. Which is not eating, but just .. being. Who came up with that bollocks anyway? ;]
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« Reply #843 on: 2010-12-13, 20:38 »

I say you can't be what you eat anyway, because you'd always already BE what you would be about to eat. Which is not eating, but just .. being. Who came up with that bollocks anyway? ;]
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« Reply #844 on: 2010-12-14, 02:49 »

Hi there, Kain-Tabun! Slipgate - Smirk
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« Reply #845 on: 2010-12-14, 16:27 »

What if one decides not to eat anything for a while? Do they cease to exist? Slipgate - Ninja
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« Reply #846 on: 2010-12-14, 17:07 »

Haven't you ever seen a super model? They're on the verge of not existing! Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #847 on: 2010-12-15, 16:10 »

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« Reply #848 on: 2010-12-19, 02:12 »

Nothing better than to grow a big carrot! Slipgate - Wink
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« Reply #849 on: 2010-12-19, 22:35 »

Sometimes when its late at night, I like to gen.
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« Reply #850 on: 2010-12-20, 02:26 »

Sometimes in private, I like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick...
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« Reply #851 on: 2010-12-20, 19:48 »

Penguins smell like fish.  That is because penguins eat fish.  If you ever wondered what a penguin smells like, now you know.
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« Reply #852 on: 2010-12-24, 06:51 »

.......Why is Leonard Nimoy the narrator for Seaman?
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« Reply #853 on: 2010-12-24, 09:22 »

Because.... nobody wants.........William Shatner...to...narrate! Slipgate - Smirk
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« Reply #854 on: 2010-12-25, 04:31 »

Listening to Leonard Nimoy narrate each new day in Seaman always reminded me of watching old episodes from "In Search Of". Slipgate - Smile
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« Reply #855 on: 2012-06-10, 22:25 »

I R brought it backz to lifez! kinda miss the off-topic thread!
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« Reply #856 on: 2012-06-10, 23:24 »

If you keep missing, I recommend target practice.
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« Reply #857 on: 2012-06-11, 00:26 »

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« Reply #858 on: 2012-06-11, 13:34 »

http://youtu.be/1j25fsSSuPs?t=11m49s
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« Reply #859 on: 2012-06-11, 18:03 »

Oh dear Lord, I was trying to forget this movie. Fainting
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