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I love puns and bad jokes, and the mood needs to be lightened a bit with all this virus gloom and... er... If you can think of any or know any post them here. Use the spoiler tag on the answers for best results (and groans). Here's a few to get us started:How was BJ able to assassinate Hitler?What do you call a demon laughing uncontrollably?What's Ranger's favorite dessert?
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GET THAT GUY GET THAT GUY, PEW PEW PEW!
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What did the Wretch say to the Slayer after handing him the Praetor suit? Why did the Lost Soul cross the road? What's the DOOM Slayer's favorite drink? Why did the Icon of Sin take a nap? The longer the Icon of Sin remains at rest, the stronger he will become. |
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Nice! You just inspired a few more from me. :p Why do Carcasses have trouble making friends? Why are Scrags so angry? They can't scratch their backs. What happened to the Summoner? Why did the RoE Marine shoot the Imp? What is Biker's favorite song? Lucy in the Sky with Railgun |
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I didn't mean to double-post but I can't edit my last one. Here are some more jokes: Why does the Quake II marine hate Grunt? What do Stroggs love to eat? |
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« Last Edit: 2020-05-10, 21:06 by Kain-Xavier »
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Double-post away, my friend! 
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Why does BJ get sick after eating?What does the Mancubus think about the Doom Slayer?He finds him most disarming. Quakeguy says to BJ, "He got high fast, didn't he?"
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What do you get if you put a Cacodemon next to a Pain Elemental? I would post a picture of a Cacodemon laughing but the internet's failing me at the moment. Here's a few more jokes I came up with instead.  What did the Pinky say to the Nightmare Spectre? What's the best way to install VIOS? What happened to the Sawcubus's hand? |
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How do demons send messages?Which Maykr is first up in the morning?How do demons run programs?They click the icon of \bin. Nothing. Quakeguy can't talk under water.
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Not my joke, but someone recording a Doom Eternal playthrough referred to the Carcass as "The Donald Trump of Demons... who keeps building walls in front of me instead of Mexico." I just about fell over.
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I'm working on doom maps these days, once i have 10 or so I'm going to blow a huge .wad
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I'm looking forward to playing what you're making! 
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Sent you a PM with the email address.
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If you complete a set of levels in DooM quickly does that mean you've blown a .wad?
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i don't think it has to be quickly
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The only thing they fear...
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